Karaoké Your Horoscope for Today - Weird Al Yankovic

Cet enregistrement est une reprise de Your Horoscope for Today rendu célèbre par Weird Al Yankovic

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Avec choeurs (au choix dans la version KFN)

Tempo identique à l'original : 186.4 BPM

Tonalité identique à l'original : Do

Durée : 04:02 - Extrait à : 01:55

Date de sortie : 1999
Styles : Humour, En anglais
Auteur-Compositeur : Weird Al Yankovic

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Paroles Your Horoscope for Today

Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speedin' bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playin' Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day
Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true
Lord of the Dance no matter what those idiots at work say
Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty-pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf then give a hickey to Meryl Streep
Taurus
You will never find true happiness
What you gonna do
Cry about it
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up
Do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today
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Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest
Cancer
The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while takin' your driver's test
Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face
Oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored puddin' then wash it down with a gallon of Strawberry Quik
Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick
That's your horoscope for today
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Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets
And the stars could have a special deep significance or meanin' that exclusively applies to only you
But let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid scientific
Documented evidence so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize
That every single one of them is absolutely true
Where was I
Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than you
Laughter is the very best medicine
Remember that when your appendix bursts next week
Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screamin' from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improvin' your low self-esteem
You stupid freak
Sagittarius
All your friends are laughin' behind your back
Kill them
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hangin' in your den
Capricorn
The stars say that you're an excitin' and wonderful person but you know they're lyin'
If I were you I'd lock my doors and windows and never, never
Never, never, never leave my house again
That's your horoscope for today
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That's your horoscope for today
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That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
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That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
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That's your horoscope for today

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